PinnedF. YOU, COVID!!Dear freaking virus, I’m not sure if we have already met, given that 80% of your victims are asymptomatic so let me introduce myself. I’m a female, thirty-something, single, living in a condo in downtown Toronto. I’m not one of your typical targets. Even though you’ve started to throw some curveballs with your…Covid-1911 min readCovid-1911 min read
Aug 11She thought we were friends. I thought she was boring.Despite two decades, Milena doesn’t look much different. She has the same auburn hair color, the same smile and slightly chubby shapes. She seemed to have gracefully aged two decades without even sporting a single gray hair. She’s winning this. It’s weird that out of all places I could have…Friendship9 min readFriendship9 min read
Aug 83 Tips to get *your dream guy* that feminists are gonna hateOver the past years, I’ve tried several different avenues to find my perfect partner (find some examples in my previous article). I met many bachelors and experienced some flings but none of the guys stuck by my side for more than a few weeks or a couple of months. I…Dating Advice5 min readDating Advice5 min read
Jul 31I love d*cks, but where are the balls?Following my Facebook ad to find a match, I carried on the conversation with 5 men. Only one, Mister #5, actually matched my request of a positive person, living downtown Toronto who didn’t enjoy addictive substances. Despite ticking all the boxes the conversation with him died down pretty quickly, neither…Relationships8 min readRelationships8 min read
Jul 2010 unconventional ways to get datesYou’re (possibly desperately) single and have already tried finding a partner through the classic methods: Speed Dating, Apps, Dating websites, matchmakers, bar hopping, being set up by friends on a blind date… I’ve done them all. As I’m still regularly writing about my relationship fails, you know these methods weren’t…Dating5 min readDating5 min read
Jul 17I used a Facebook group to find an eligible bachelor. Here’s what came out of it!Do you remember the peanut scene between Anders Holm and Alison Brie in the 2016 movie “How to be single”? This scene shows how limited the number of appropriate matches Alison’s character can find in NYC is. In this movie, men are represented by a handful of peanuts. After progressively…Relationships10 min readRelationships10 min read
Jul 10Tantra speed dating (the short version)The basic rundown of an atypical night in the life of a bachelorette. “Tantra speed date®- Toronto”… Tantra speed date??… As in tantric sex? The slow mindfulness practice of love-making… with random strangers… on tables, switching from one another every 7 minutes? Whaaat? WTF is this event? If like me, you’ve seen some ad about this event and have wondered what it entails, below is a quick overview.Dating3 min readDating3 min read
Jul 10Tantra speed dating (the uncut version!)Not your regular 7 minutes elevator pitch before the bell… “Tantra speed date®- Toronto”… Tantra speed date??… As in tantric sex? The slow mindfulness practice of love-making… with random strangers… on tables, switching from one another every 7 minutes? Whaaat? WTF is this event? I see the event promotional notification…Dating15 min readDating15 min read
Jun 28Wash your hands first… before fisting me!A basic hygiene step that most men don’t complete before touching me… if I don’t yell out “Wash your hands FIRST!” I shouldn’t need to write about a petty topic like this one but the repeat experiences are forcing me to. …Funny5 min readFunny5 min read
Jun 21I participated in the World Naked Bike Ride…Wanna tag along? Riding towards the gathering point, I can sense my body tensing. Steering my bicycle against the wind, wearing a beige sweetheart-neck dress featuring a short wrap skirt, I am already revealing more than decency would have given me a thumbs up for. Participating in this Naked Bike…Nudity15 min readNudity15 min read
